Start at the bottom of the Big Boring Football Spreadsheet and grind your way up to become the best at the football anyone's ever seen. BEHOLD THE KICKMEN started as a silly Twitter joke, and evolved like a beautiful flower into the year's least-exciting and mostly-incorrect Football Simulation. For starters matches take place on circular pitches, goalkeepers are untouchable, and there’s no referee. Game profile of Behold the Kickmen (Switch eShop) first released 18th Jun 2020, developed by Size Five Games and published by Ant Workshop. If you pre-order less than 7 days before the release date, payment will be taken immediately upon purchase. Handheld mode, Tabletop mode, TV mode, Save Data Cloud. Enter up to 375 characters to add a description to your widget: Copy and paste the HTML below into your website to make the above widget appear. As a football experience, it also focuses on that unifying feature of all football games to let a player live a fantasy, no matter how farcical or misguided, to be a sporting legend. You will be able to review the details and complete the purchase on the next screen. Español - Latinoamérica (Spanish - Latin America). I cannot remember watching a game of football in its entirety. Talk:Behold the Kickmen. The most memorable thing about Behold the Kickmen is that it is a finely tuned troll of a game that actually made people for real angry for daring to snark at the hollowed game of “football.” One particularly scathing review was published at PC Gamer that described the game as “run through the filter of a minor superiority complex.” The centerpiece of Kickmen is a story mode, where you create a player and a team and set your sights on … “Brilliant, brilliant football”N/A – Nerd³“the ultimate football sim... makes getting football wrong just right”N/A – The Guardian. Starting from: After your payment has been processed, the content will be downloaded to the applicable system linked to your Nintendo Account, or your Nintendo Network ID in the case of Wii U or Nintendo 3DS family systems. It's football, as seen through the eyes of someone with no understanding of, or interest in, the Laws of Football. © 2021 Valve Corporation. #DOAGOAL Thank you for visiting the Nintendo website! For pre-orders, payments will be taken automatically starting from 7 days before the release date. Behold the Kickmen is a frenetic arcade game that doesn’t stop at mere parody, but lacks a bit more ambition and content. BEHOLD THE KICKMEN is a deadly serious football simulation, and as we all know there’s no room for fun in the World of Football.” I get the feeling Dan is pulling my leg, as since April, when Dan first started to really talk about the game on Twitter, I’ve found myself smiling at his Vine’s and enjoying the look of … Come on the Lads I first reviewed Dan Marshall’s Behold the Kickmen in 2017 on the PC, and absolutely loved it.Kickmen has now landed on the Switch, and with that I am re-publishing my original review with a few tweaks to take light of the changes for the Switch port.. I’ve talked at length about Behold The Kickmen in the past, and it’s finally here, on the Switch as well as the PC! The point is to be funny, and Behold the Kickmen is a hell of a bit. By taking a few minutes to share your thoughts and opinions, you will be helping us to improve our website. Table of Contents. Sign in to see reasons why you may or may not like this based on your games, friends, and curators you follow. This defaults to your Review Score Setting.